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Spanner Stilson, Fixer

If you need a wrench to fix something. If you expect to see the crack of a plumber’s ass and soggy deep pit stains on a wrestling t-shirt don’t call Spanner Stilson.

He fixes things with an uncanny facility for coincidence and the most basic principles of mechanics. This, paired with experience, can make a reputation for a man. It's a reputation that presents Spanner with a series of opportunities to set right things he never would have thought to fix.

From nothing Spanner Stilson establishes a brand new career fixing things for metahumans. Hey, it’s better than the office.

If you want your pinball machine repaired. If you want your secret passageway to remain a secret. If you want a better way to climb a wall, get away, get in, get by, get through. If you want the automatic garage door to open. If you want a superior solution call Spanner Stilson. If he can’t fix it; it ain’t broke.


Spanner Stilson, Fixer is is © and ™ 2005-2006 Aaron Howard.
Metahuman Press is © and ™ 2005-2006 Nick Ahlhelm.